Reader Comments Who knows, at some point later on we might decide that we want to get together and record something.[7]. In the dream, I had been asleep for 27 hours and was unable to tell the difference between sleep and wake. "No FB" - "You mean nothing, can't you see?/And I don't want to smell your stinky beave/No fat beaver!" This newfound melodic strength is a key reason why even the most pedestrian of pop-punk compositions don't necessarily make me cut myself this time around. [email protected] TRANSLATION: "She wants to fuck me, but she's a little baby, afraid to fuck me. We delve into his guitar playing, but his greater contribution to the band was his songwriting. If she puts out for anybody else, she's a slut. -- (to his deceased father) "Spent the last years in denial of my grief/Because you hated me, anyone could see/I'll always wonder what I meant to you/And why you hated me, what I did to you" It was AWESOME! drooling big spit balls" and the phrase "nuclear tits." Who's there? Pay the price 12:44am, Jon is going to bed. All was released in LP, cassette, and CD formats, the latter two containing the additional tracks "Jealous of the World" and "Uranus". Avoid Bowling for Soup though - nobody should have to listen to that. He plays with great accuracy and consistency. They're bitches!" Aside from the concept of "All", other songs on the album such as "Coolidge", "Pep Talk", and "Clean Sheets" dealt with themes of broken relationships, while "Iceman" was loosely based on the play The Iceman Cometh by Eugene O'Neill. Thanks for finally reviewing descedents stuffit's about time! The albums maturity in style and tone gives it a genuine crossover appeal thats likely to land it on alternative radio play lists for months. Knock Knock! And that's why homosexuals aren't allowed to get married. What's the difference between the Descendents' Enjoy and Lindsay Even the "hits" that are on Somery (which I do have) are fairly weak compared to their best stuff. Have you seen this new James Bond movie Absence Of Malice? Frank will be truly missed. Plus the other half is straight-up angry punk and punk-metal, kicking your ass with a fist up your dick. The few songs that don't sound like Al Goldstein wrote them are just your basic naive teenager social commentary, but it's interesting to note that two of these lyrical departures ("M 16" and "Statue of Liberty") are also the only songs that seem out of place on this record. There's no attempt to return to the crazy jazz-metal of their previous album, but if you hated that one's fart jokes and poor pop-punk as much as I did, Everything Sucks is like to float at least half your boat. with jazzy influences are undermined by disgusting lyrics, amateurish YOU, THE READER detects and identifies bacteria and yeast in the urine. [25] The band recorded the music for the songs live in the studio with minimal overdubbing, and Aukerman's vocals were recorded over the instrumental tracks. In my case, that was Iceman. For Karl, that was Van. Schizophrenia was another I had been doing and Bill had Uranus, which was right up that same path of the oddball things we were doing. If you tried to make your OWN pyramid, it'd take forever and be all wobbly. Thanks Mark, you are fun to read (and watch)! HEE HEE EHEEHEEH! That's basically a live recording. [2] The singerless "power trio" lineup of Navetta, Lombardo, and Stevenson recorded the band's debut single at Media Art studios and released it on their own label, Orca Records, named after Stevenson's fishing boat. Thats the foundation this band is based on, that were four brothers, not four businessmen.. Barnes got married to Liz Stewart, who is also an actor, writer and producer, on October 3, 2015. Because it seemed so SIMPLE! Its directly because of you that I've bought albums by, and listened to the Melvins, Electric Six, the Dead Kennedys, the Beastie Boys, the B-52's, the Pixies, the Breeders ("Last Splash" is great, btw), the NEW BOMB TURKS (Good LORD are they fantastic!!! It features the same pleasing mixture of pop-punk, punk-metal and teensy hardcore as its predecessor, just with fewer anthemic singalong hooks. Earlier last year, New Alliance had released Bonus Fat, a collection of old Descendents recordings that seemed to signal a continued interest in the band. Degenerates need not apply The rolling drums and guitar 'licks' are enough to distract me from the bad lyrics, and the songs are short. Join us if you've got the energy This, the first of two Descendents live albums, features in-concert performances of two Bonus Fat songs, five each from Milo Goes To College and All, and four each from I Don't Wanna Grow Up and Enjoy. Also, here's something intriguing that I found online about you: Your email address will not be published. But then everything took a downhill turn when I began dreaming that China's public transit system involves tiny open rope cages for people to stand in, all tied together in a row and dragged along overhead wires like cable cars. The recording sessions for Cool to Be You took place with Aukerman in February 2002 at The Blasting Room in Fort Collins, Colorado, with additional recording done in April at Planet of Sound in Wilmington, Delaware, and were produced by Stevenson. If I break up with my girlfriend and get another one, that would change the sound of the band, he notes. The overall speed seems more midtempo than that of Milo, though a few hardcore tracks still make the cut. The Mentors, Meatmen and GG Allin are more blatantly misogynist, but that's what makes them harmless and funny. We have a real simple existence. And judging from "Silly Girl," "In Love This Way" and "Good Good Things," they've actually had a few DATES in the past few years! But besides that, this has been one of my most highly-regarded favorites of all time for a very long time. Descendents pickin' our bu*ts tonight Jim Hull 7. "Descendents" - "We're the proud, the few/Descendents, pickin' our butts tonight." The metal material is much better; as clearly Black Flag-influenced as it is (Egerton even uses the same sick guitar tone that Ginn was using in the mid-80s), it at least offers interesting, unpredictable riffs and tight technical playing (especially on the drums -- Bill tears wild oats all over this record!). TRANSLATION: "Girls are both whores and teases. TRANSLATION: "Girls are whores. Shop for Vinyl, CDs and more from Ray Cooper at the Discogs Marketplace. According to Aukerman: "'Eunuch Boy' is the first song I ever wrote, really. [email protected] The weak thrash parody "Hurtin Crue" features the couplet "I am I give it a tentative, barely above average thumps ub! Led Zeppelin - "Stairway To Heavage" I haven't had dreams quite like that, but I have had several in which I couldn't move, and was trying to get off my bed, and fell on the floor, hopelessly writhing about trying to get to my feet, only to wake up to find I hadn't moved at all, and then still unable to move for a few seconds until I'm fully awake and make a concerted effort to move my arms. And against all assumptions, it's honestly pretty good! Ray Cooper adds palm-muting to the Descendents sound, wimping down It's not very far, I've been there before. Oh, if only they'd devoted more of the record to departures like this one. Meanwhile, new idiot shows like "Mama's Boy" with Ryan Seacrest are popping up everywhere. "I queefed - Enjoy/Smell my feces - Enjoy/Sniff my ass whilst I pass Descendents - Good Good Things Lyrics | Genius Lyrics Some asshole scored a point! DAY ONE The chemistry worked, and two years later the Descendents burst into the public ear with a critically acclaimed EP called Fat, which included the cult hit Weinerschnitzel, an 11-second blast about one boy and his fast-food drama.. I was told it was because of the economy but I think it had more to do with wearing the mesh pants on 'casual Friday'. Got a fucking problem with it?" "Thank You" is a brilliant song and makes me cry. So this was no way to keep a pleasant dream going. Facebook allows you to update your 'status' any time you'd like. He made the music for it. -- "Why do I daydream? Then Milo Goes to College came out and what struck me about Frank's playing was it reflected very reactionary tendencies all downstrokes, all six strings when he could. That's a way to ruin a live album. Ray Cooper - Descendents lyrics | AZ Lyrics.az There was an old lady all skin and bones oo oo oo oo/She lived down by the old graveyard oo oo oo oo. Reese Witherspoon's Son Deacon Is Spitting Image of Dad Ryan - PureWow Why, your urine stream would coat the entire bridal party! Just because we've gone away I remember reacting to that like, Whoa. Unless it really is just a Green Day/Bad Religion split-single that somebody put in the wrong album cover. But whatever. And all four band members write like this! If you can't find the CD anywhere, then buy the two records separately but ALWAYS listen to them together. Foolishly, I went back to sleep. Why, your urine stream would coat the entire bridal party! Everything Sucks is better than All and Enjoy because those records were lyrically obnoxious, musically sloppy and vocally inferior. Milo sounds like Greg Graffin with a cold. Me First And The Gimme Gimmes pop-punk. So this was no way to keep a pleasant dream going. I think what I appreciate most about the descendents is their unapologetic immaturity either that or their wild lust for coffee. It is named after a track from their 2016 album Hypercaffium Spazzinate. Plus the other half is straight-up angry punk and punk-metal, kicking your ass with a fist up your dick. It's a big deal! Examples include "Bikeage," "Cameage," "Myage" and "Tonyage" (and jokes on this pattern include "Marriage" and "Coolidge"). If this were old Egyptian times, I assure you they'd be collaborating on a pyramid. What I'm telling is the truth. I'm not sure why you chose to focus on that aspect of their lyrics, but I can relate to being a young and sexually shunned young man. And they get even grosser on the next two albums, so don't go no place where, if you wanna know what I think in my opinion if you ask me. You'll hear the first two songs and think, "How did Green Day sneak into the pressing plant and put two of their cheery bullshit 'pop-punk' songs onto this Descendents record?" The Descendents album still has "Days of Blood"! I know I've met these women. More like 'Solid WASTE!' This Descendents line-up is about 4,000 times more technically proficient than the previous ones, effortlessly navigating through difficult time signature changes and weird twisted riffs, but their decision to devote 2/3rds of the record to la-de-da fuzzy pop and fart jokes leaves little time to blow our minds with killer math-jazz-metal songs like "Iceman" and "Uranus."